Luckily there are song lyrics generators. Here's the Song Lyric Generator from the UK. And it generated this for me:
The Tale of My Purple Comedian ConfidantIt began on a minnow winter's eventide:
- A Ballad
I was the most indolent craftsman around,
She was the most Purple comedian.
She was my confidant,
My Purple confidant,
We used to tickle so well together,
We wanted to change together, around the world,
We wanted it all.
But one eventide, one minnow eventide,
We decided to change too much.
Together we ran after a white rabbit.
It was kindly, so kindly.
From that moment our relationship changed.
She grew so stunning.
And then it happened:
Oh no! Oh no!
She drank from a teacup.
Alas, a teacup!
My confidant drank from a teacup.
It was bleached, so bleached.
The next day I thought my back of your hand had broken,
I thought my below the collar had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)
But still, she is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that eventide,
That minnow winter's eventide.
My below the collar... ouch!
When I think of that Purple comedian,
That Purple comedian and me.
Generated on 17/08/2010 21:39 by Tyrannosaurus Mouse
If you think I'm not basing the lyrics of our "Thing in A" on this and Procol Harem's "Whiter Shade of Pale" you are seriously mistaken.
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