Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Song Lyrics

I have done a stunningly bad job of writing lyrics and vocal melodies for our songs. I have a couple excuses, one being that I'm very bad and lazy, the other being that I'm too incompetent to play guitar and sing at the same time. Neither of those excuses is making me look very good right now though. I'm going to have to work on a third excuse.

Luckily there are song lyrics generators. Here's the Song Lyric Generator from the UK. And it generated this for me:


The Tale of My Purple Comedian Confidant
    - A Ballad

It began on a minnow winter's eventide:
I was the most indolent craftsman around,
She was the most Purple comedian. 

She was my confidant, 
My Purple confidant,
My comedian.

We used to tickle so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to change together, around the world,
We wanted it all.

But one eventide, one minnow eventide,
We decided to change too much.
Together we ran after a white rabbit.
It was kindly, so kindly.

From that moment our relationship changed.
She grew so stunning.

And then it happened:

Oh no! Oh no!

She drank from a teacup.
Alas, a teacup!
My confidant drank from a teacup.
It was bleached, so bleached.

The next day I thought my back of your hand had broken,
I thought my below the collar had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)

But still, she is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that eventide,
That minnow winter's eventide.

My below the collar... ouch!
When I think of that Purple comedian,
That Purple comedian and me.

Generated on 17/08/2010 21:39 by Tyrannosaurus Mouse

If you think I'm not basing the lyrics of our "Thing in A" on this and Procol Harem's "Whiter Shade of Pale" you are seriously mistaken.

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