Is it because I'm richer than you? I measure my riches in friends and family so... er... no.
Is it because I have the new Delicate Cutters album on vinyl?
Yes. Yes it is.
|Drew. Cooler than you.
My record is signed! By the whole band no less. And let's face it, the cover art is pretty awesome.
|My innate coolness cannot even be defeated when I try to eat the record.
|Spinnin' at 33 RPM.