How To Become a Rockstar

Wikihow has the answer.
I especially liked step number 12:

Record your band's music on a video and upload it on Youtube. Make sure the video is "cool" and will appeal to many people.

Yes. Make sure your video is cool. And that it will appeal to many people. In fact, make sure you use a lot of blue gels on the lights in your video. And you gotta have a swing.

Closeup of a vinyl groove.

So after we're done with overdubs on this record, what is it exactly we're going to do? Play shows? We can't have naked dancers and play in bars though, we'd have to play in theaters. Right? I don't know what the law is exactly.