Q: How do you make a banjo players car more aerodynamic?
A: Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof.
Whoo hoo! That pear beer has gone to my head.
Q: What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend?
Now. There are other cool electronic instruments around and about. This Korg is kind of beautiful.
Q: What’s the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
Look, I've had a hard day and now I'm stoked on all kinds of wonderful modern medicines including a small amount of alcohol.
Did you know I had a =whole point about all of this? Yes, I did. The scale I usually play is
E,F, G#, A, B, C, D#, E -- I don't know if it has an official name.
But the thing Chance did at the beginning of this post -- the notes are presumably Hang Drum based -- D A Bb C D E F A C
I took too many drugs to stay awake. I had a stressful day. Feel better now.