Tuesday, November 29, 2011

License to Shred

On the back of my guitar-playing license the Agency stamped the following restrictions:

X cannot play funk
X blues may only be played for practice
X no jazz during daylight hours

I've been pulled over for playing funk by the guitar cops and they let me off with a warning. I was allowed to drive home and believe me I was just doing scales 'till I got inside. I won't be doing that again.

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